Sides face, grand square
Well, I just got out of the county prison
Doin' 90 days for non-support
I tried to find me an executive position
But no matter how smooth I talked
4 ladies chain across
Chain them back to home and promenade
I got them steadily depressing, low-down,
Mind-messing, working at the carwash blues

Heads (sides) square thru, count to 4 you know
With the outsides do the right & left thru
Swing thru tonight, boys run to the right
Bend the line and do the right & left thru
Dixie style make a wave, take a peek and trade the wave
Swing the corner lady, promenade
I got them steadily depressing, low-down,
Mind-messing, working at the carwash blues

Allemande left, come back, swing your own
I got them working at the carwash blues