Sides face grand square
Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, but I've been seen with Farrah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo.
But somehow they just don't end up as mine...
4 ladies chain across the ring now
Turn that girl and chain her home
You turn and promenade that lady right back to your home
I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car,
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star

The heads (sides) you promenade and go half way around the ring now
Walk into the middle and square thru get me 4 hands and go
All the way round get a right and left thru and turn that girl around
You gonna veer to the left and couples circulate
Half tag, scoot back once around the ring now
Scoot back again
You swing the corner lady promenade her home my friend
I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car,
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star

Sides face grand square
I've never spent much time in school, but I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey!
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up over Raquel Welch
But when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay, hey hey!
4 ladies chain across the ring now
Turn that girl and chain her home
You turn and promenade that lady right back to your home
I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine,
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman, that makes Eastwood look so fine.

Sides face grand square
They'll never make me president, but I got the best first ladies
Someday's I got 'em as far as the eye can see - ouee
A morning dive with Jackie Smith, a crash in the night with Cheryl
But in the end they never stay with me
4 ladies chain across the ring now
Turn that girl and chain her home
You turn and promenade that lady right back to your home
Well, that smooth talker's kissing my girl - I'm just kissing dirt
Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman, that made a lover out of Burt.

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