Well 1 & 3 (2 & 4) you promenade halfway round there with your maid
Down the middle and do a half square thru, (corners right)
Corners all a right hand round, partner left, allemande thar
Men back in, you got a right hand star
Shoot that star, go right & left grand
Every other girl and every other hand
Meet a brand new lady, promenade
Well you promenade her home, she's gonna be your own
If you'll feed her on that good old mountain dew

Well do an allemande left go allemande thar
Go right & left and make a star
The men back in, you've got a right hand star
Shoot that star and on you go, go right & left, dopaso
And keep on doing that good old dopaso (about four times)
My uncle Mort, he's sawed off and short
He only stands five feet two
But he feels just like a giant when he's had about a pint
Of that good old mountain dew
Your partner left go all the way around
To the right hand lady promenade
Promenade the right hand lady home
Yes you promenade her home, and keep her for your own
And feed her on that good old mountain dew

Well do an allemande left go allemande thar
Go right & left and make a star
The men back in, you got a right hand star
Shoot that star and on you go, go right & left, dopaso
And keep on doing that good old dopaso (about four times)
My uncle Bill has a still on the hill
Where he turns out a gallon or two
All the buzzards in the sky get so dizzy they can't fly
Cause they're smellin' that good old mountain dew
Your partner left go all the way around
To the right hand lady promenade
Promenade the right hand lady home
My old Tin Lizzy, is runnin' kind of dizzy
From usin' that good old mountain dew