Join up hands and circle left Around the ring you go and then Left allemande that corner girl, come back, dosado The men star left, my friend Go once around, turn partner right Left allemande, then promenade *And she said "Mama got a note here from the Harper Valley P.T.A."
FIGURE (twice for heads, twice for sides) Mainstream, corner progression
Well now the heads (sides) go up and dosado Go once around, square thru now Go four hands around, dosado Then do an eight chain thru **And Mrs. Johnson, it's reported you've been drinking And a-running wild they say Corner swing and promenade And it was signed by the secretary Harper Valley P.T.A.
**And they were surprised when Mrs. Johnson Wore her mini skirt into the room Corner swing and promenade She said "I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley P.T.A."
**Mr. Baker can you tell us why your secretary Had to leave this town? Corner swing and promenade And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her Window shades all pulled completely down?
**And Mr. Harper couldn't be here for he Stayed too long at Kelley's bar again Corner swing and promenade And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath You'll find she had a little nip of gin
*The day my mama socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.