Circle left
I got up this morning, tried to get off of work
I couldn't even find not one clean shirt
Allemande left your corner and turn partner right
Left allemande your corner and weave the ring tonight
There was no hot water when I jumped in the shower
I know my boss is gonna dock me an hour
The older I get the more I discover
If it ain't one thing, it's another

Head (side) couples promenade go half way
Sides (heads) you do a right & left thru, do not wait
Square thru 4 hands, get motivated
A dosado and eight chain 4
The fool behind me keeps blowin' his horn
Swing your girl and promenade, it's coming up a storm
The older I get the more I discover
If it ain't one thing, it's another

Head (side) couples promenade go half way
Sides (heads) you do a right & left thru, won't do that again
Square thru 4 hands, I tried to explain
A dosado and eight chain 4
I called home just to tell her the news
Swing your girl and promenade, I'm leaving you
She took the kids and she's gone to her mother's
If it ain't one thing, it's another

Sides face grand square
Light bill, phone bill, water and gas
Pay day comes and it goes so fast
There's no way out and I'm telling you, brother
If it ain't one thing...
Heads face grand square
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