Sides face, grand square
*When we call a square dance its time to party down
So get your girl get on the floor, we'll really go to town
When we call a square dance there sure ain't nothin missin'
The calls are fine the singin's great, but oh the hugs and kissin'
Four ladies promenade go once around the ring
Get back home swing your own and promenade and sing
It ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck
If it ain't gonna rain no more?

Head two couples promenade halfway 'round you know
Walk into the middle and square thru and get 4 hands and go
Go all the way and then do the right & left thru my friend
Veer to the left and ferris wheel into the middle again
Square thru and count 'em down "three, two, one"
Swing and twirl the corner girl and promenade her son
Cause it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
How in the heck can I wash my neck
If it ain't gonna rain no more?

*I really love this job of mine, I'm happy as can be
Now if you don't believe it, just take a look and see
So if you like to square dance, and you can sing and holler
Then buy a mic get on the stage and be a square dance caller

*I can call some hash, and I can sing a song
Maybe with a little luck you will all sing along
I'll start with the hash, and then my song will foller
Maybe 'tween the bunch of us we'll make just one good caller