Why 4 little ladies promenade inside that big old ring
Why get back home and give your guy a swing
And then you join hands and circle to the left go walking round
Left allemande that corner, weave the ring
Whatever it takes to make you happy, I'll do
Swing your lady round and promenade you do
Whatever lights your candle, whatever turns your handle
Whatever, whatever is good for you

1 & 3 you touch 1/4, then walk & dodge and then
Dosado, make a little wave, swing thru you do
Boys run to the right then couples circulate tonight
Bend the line, then do the right & left thru
Send her back to a dixie style, make your wave,
girls circulate go double
Boys only scoot back,
left allemande and promenade
*Whatever peel your banana, whatever plays your piano
Whatever, whatever mows your lawn, let's go on