[Spoken:] Sides face, grand square
She was standing at the front door
When I came home last night
A good book in her left hand
And a rollin' pin in her right, [Spoken:] Allemande left and weave
She said you've come home for the last time
With whiskey on your breath
If you don't listen to my preachin' boy
I'm goin' to have to beat you half to death

Heads square thru, count 'em four hands round
You find the corner, dosado
Make that wave, the ladies trade
Recycle, veer left and ferris wheel
You pass thru, touch 1/4, scoot back and then
Take that corner, promenade
Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say we're through

[Spoken:] Sides face, grand square
Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say we're through
I know I drive you crazy baby
It's the best that I can do, [Spoken:] Allemande and weave
We're just some good ol' boys, a makin' noise
I ain't a running' 'round on you
Give me just a one more last chance
Before you say we're through