Circle left
If there's something strange in your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Left allemande, turn your partner right
Four ladies promenade, inside the ring tonight
Back home and swing your partner
Take her by the hand and promenade
If there's something weird and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?

Heads box the gnat and slide thru
Make a right hand star and you turn it too
Heads star by the left middle of the town
Back to the corner there, touch 1/4 now
Scoot back - say "hey"
Swing your corner and you promenade
If there's something strange and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?

Four ladies promenade inside the ring I say
Gotta get back home and swing your partner round and round
Join hands, circle to the left go round the town
Allemande left and weave around the ring
If there's something weird and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
If you're seeing things run through your head
Who you gonna call?