Circle left
I had a hand me down ride painted rattle can red
Second-hand tires with poor boy tread
Allemande left, turn partner by the right
Allemande left and weave the ring
We're just letter jacket boys singing Jerry Jeff songs
Drinking everything we can get our hands on
Learning bout right by doing it wrong, hoping we didn't get caught

Heads (Sides) square thru, go four hands around
Go all the way, single circle to a wave
Boys trade, boys run right
Bend the line, Right & left thru
Flutterwheel across and then slide thru
Swing the corner girl and promenade
*Learning 'bout right by doing it wrong
Hoping we didn't get caught

Sides face grand square
And we spent what little bit of money we had
On winter green Skoll and Mainstreet gas
Go get your girl, go make the drag
Allemande left and weave around the ring
Seems like yesterday even though
That was 1452 beers ago

Circle left
Where the man in the moon works his magic
On the second runner-up of the 4H pageant
Allemande left, turn partner by the right
Allemande left with the corner and then weave the ring
It seems like yesterday even though
That was 1653 beers ago