Sides face grand square
Mama burned the turkey
Daddy set the tree on fire
The dogs started barking
Kids started crying like an out of tune Christmas choir
Allemande and weave
Sister grabbed the baby, baby grabbed Bubba, Bubba grabbed a six pack of beer
Headed to the motel, I guess Norman Rockwell won't paint us this year

Heads square thru 4 hands and go
Swing thru and then, boys run right my friend
Chain down the line
Girl walk, boy dodge
Split circulate
Allemande left
Hang on, keep that girl, and promenade
We're looking forward to a Waffle House Christmas

Sides face grand square
It's gonna be an old fashioned Waffle House Christmas
Join our hands, bow our heads
Over grits and raisin bread
Allemande and weave
Hash browns covered and smothered, Somebody pass the butter
Suzy don't hit your brother, don't sass your mother
It's a Waffle House Christmas

Sides square thru 4 hands and go
Swing thru and then, boys run right my friend
Chain down the line
Girl walk, boy dodge
Split circulate
Allemande left
Hang on, keep that girl, and promenade
We're looking forward to another Waffle House Christmas

Sides square thru 4 hands and go
Swing thru and then, boys run right my friend
Bend the line, right & left thru
2 ladies chain, keep that girl, and promenade
It's gonna be another Waffle House Christmas

Sides face grand square
Ain't nothing gooder than a Waffle House Christmas
We join our hands, we bow our heads
We give thanks to raisin bread
Allemande and weave
Everybody's in good cheer, making it clear this was a good idea'er
See you back next year
It's a Waffle House Christmas

Chain 'em across, and back
Everybody's in good cheer, making it clear
I hope this was a good idea'er
It's a Waffle House Christmas