Sides face grand square
Got a house down a back road, I got a flag on my front porch
I got a dog named Waylon, I got a driveway that needs pavin'
Allemande and weave
Got a a boat with a two stroke
I got some guaranteed to make you laugh jokes
I got friends in low places, yeah, life is what you make it

Heads (Sides) square thru four hands you go
Get 4 hands in time, you make a right hand star
And turn it so fine, we now the heads (sides) star by the left
And you roll it around the ring to the corner girl
You'll touch 1/4, scoot back in time
And that corner lady swing, you take her by the hand
And promenade the ring
I go down, I go down to the honky-tonk

Sides face grand square
I might not end up in the Hall of Fame
With a star on the sidewalk with my name
Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone
Allemande and weave the ring
Nobody gonna name their babies after me
I might not go down in history
But I'll go down to the honky-tonk

Sides face grand square
I go down to the honky-tonk
I go down to the honky-tonk
I go down to the honky-tonk
I go down to the honky-tonk
Allemande and weave the ring
Nobody gonna name their babies after me
I might not go down in history
But I'll go down to the honky-tonk