Tax Return 1997

copyright (c) 1997 by Nasser Shukayr

United States Department of the Treasury, Internal Revenue Service
FORM 8888 -- Simplified Income and Deduction Reporting for Square Dance Callers

INCOME
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 1  Fees received for calling dances/classes/workshops:
    1a  For calling material dancers can easily do .......  1,835
    1b  For calling material which breaks down squares ... 11,170
 2  Fees received for calling major festivals & weekends .      0
 3  Net profit from sales of records .....................      3
 4  Add lines 1 thru 3.  This is your TOTAL INCOME ....... 13,008
    (enter here and on line 42 and on line 58c and on any
     other line you think it might oughtta go)

DEDUCTIONS
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 5  Fancy boots ..........................................    249
 6  Fancy belt ...........................................     62
 7  Tacky hat ............................................     15
 8  CALLERLAB dues and insurance .........................    120
 9  Fees paid for using borrowed sound equipment .........     20
10  BMI/ASCAP license (attach explanation if over $51) ...      0
11  Legal fees because you got caught without a license ..    540
12  Callers note services (attach schedule N) ............     83
13  Meals consumed while engaged in calling activities:
    13a  Meals at elegant sit-down fancy restaurants .....      9
    13b  Meals at fast drive-thrus .......................  1,847
14  Records ..............................................     64
15  Travel expense .......................................  8,741
16  Postage ..............................................      3
17  Internet costs .......................................    402
18  Other expenses (attach schedule and sworn affadavit and
     declaration that you even know what an affadavit is).    851
19  Add lines 5 thru 18.  This is your TOTAL EXPENSE ..... 13,006

TAXABLE INCOME
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20  Subtract line 19 from line 4.  This is your NET PROFIT..    2
21  Send us ALL of your net profit, and we mean right NOW...    2

DECLARATION
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Under penalty of death, I hereby affirm and ascertain and
waiver and promise that I did NOT lie on this form.  LAST
year I lied, but THIS year I HIRED someone to lie for me.

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     Signature of caller

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 Signature of witness (if caller signs with an "X")

   Nasser  "X"  Shukayr