NA TI ONAL
Okay, let's admit the above makes absolutely NO sense. Sometimes you've got to SCRAMBLE the LETTERS of a word before something sensible finally appears:
OIL AN ANT
NOW we're getting somewhere! A National Caller can't stand squeaky ants running around all over the place. Therefore, a National Caller likes to OIL AN ANT, so it won't squeak.
NOT A NAIL
This can mean one of two things. Maybe National Callers are nervous all the time, so they chew their fingernails until NOT A NAIL remains. Or, maybe National Callers are less "stiff" and more "flexible" than most callers. They're not as "NAIL"-like.
AINT NO AL
What a surprise. If your name is AL, then you AIN'T NO National Caller. It says so, right there in the word itself.
LOAN A TIN
Obviously someone's spell-checker is on the blink. Being a National Caller is not as lucrative as it once was, so they're asking you to LOAN them A TEN, as in ten dollars.
NOT A LIAN
Sure wish someone would fix that spell-checker! A National Caller always speaks the truth. They're NOT a-LYING (LIAN).
AN TAIL ON
That spell-checker is starting to get irritating! Still, it's an little-known fact that an National Caller has AN TAIL ON.
NOT IN ALA
At least the spell-checker is now working properly. A National Caller wouldn't be caught dead in ALA (abbreviation for Alabama).
TAN A LION
Ah yes. The old trick of tanning all the lions. Most lions are tan in color, and now we know who tanned 'em. National Callers.
Nasser "word analysis a specialty" Shukayr