Doctor: NEXT!
Patient: I'm a caller, and I just LOVE to punch the Record
Reset button.
Doctor: Why?
Patient: Well, even though each tip goes well, I somehow
feel that if I could only have just a LITTLE more time, it would all end
up perfect! I'm always looking for just ONE more chance to make things
work out right.
Doctor: I understand. Here's what I would
suggest ...
Patient: Wait a minute. Can we start over with this
conversation?
Doctor: NEXT!
Patient: Every night, I always get a severe headache.
Happens during every square dance.
Doctor: On the call "Dive Thru", if you're on the
outside, remember to duck down. NEXT!
Patient: I can't remember how to do the calls. Oh
I USED to know 'em, but I always seem to FORGET! For NO reason.
I can't understand why!
Doctor: How long have you had this problem?
Patient: What problem?
Doctor: NEXT!
Patient: If everyone else can dance it, I don't like it.
I always want MORE and BETTER! I'm never happy unless it's something
beyond the grasp of the average dancer. No matter what the caller
comes up with, I always want something better.
Doctor: I'll refer you to a specialist. NEXT!
Patient: I'm always looking for Eight of a Kind.
There are eight chairs around my dining room table. I always set
eight place settings. The plates are all eight-sided.
Doctor: Very interesting.
Patient: We had two kids and adopted four more, so my
family could have our own square of eight people.
Doctor: Highly unusual.
Patient: My car has double tires on each wheel, for a
total of eight tires.
Doctor: Most peculiar.
Patient: In all aspects of life, I'm only happy when things
are arranged in perfect sets of eight.
Doctor: What you need is a prescription. Here's
a prescription which will solve your problem.
Patient: WOW! THANKS, DOC! But can I get SEVEN
more prescriptions just like this one?
Nasser "filling up YOUR computer with meaningless
stories" Shukayr