Yes, Choreo Pills. Take ONE pill before each dance, and you'll call harder stuff than you ever dreamed possible. Take TWO pills and you'll finally be able to "stretch the abilities" of your dancers. You'll start calling material so hard that even YOU can't dance it. You'll soon become known as a GOOD caller because, let's face it, GOOD callers call stuff that people can't actually DO.
A word of caution. Do NOT take more than TWO pills. A caller once took THREE pills, and went out of control. He couldn't stop calling, even when the tip was over. The round dance cuer beat him up. Don't become a statistic. PLEASE follow the directions. These pills are VERY powerful.
Don't be fooled by OTHER brands. Ours are made from the finest ingredients and have NO impurities. For example, some of the OTHER brands contain Plain VANILLA! You SURE don't want any of THAT! INSIST on GENUINE Choreo Pills!
Do you drive a car? Do you always drive your car the SAME way every time? Do you always hold your hands at the SAME place on the steering wheel? Do you always take the same exact ROUTE to your destination? Do you always drive the same SPEED? Do you always sit in the same SEAT when you're driving your car? Of course not. Everyone wants a little VARIETY.
Have you ever noticed that OTHER cars on the road are always trying to run over you? And they get in your way? And they're just generally a nuisance? Do you ever wonder what those other cars are trying to accomplish? They're secretly testing and "stretching" YOUR driving skills. That's because all those other drivers are square dance callers, who just love to constantly test and stretch YOUR skills.
But what if another driver is testing your skills and you don't WANT to be tested? Or, what if someone tries to "stretch" your abilities TOO much? Why, of course, you'll have a car wreck. If this happens, simply get together with all the other wrecked cars and make LINES on the side of the road. No harm done. It's all in good fun. And please be advised that the driver who caused the wreck was probably taking CHOREO PILLS. Yes, only CHOREO PILLS let you STRETCH the abilities of your dancers and of other drivers. Order some today!
Nasser "reach out and stretch someone" Shukayr