Channel-Surfin'

copyright (c) 1996 by Nasser Shukayr

Perhaps one day if you're watching television while holding your handy-dandy Remote Control Clicker, you'll experience something like this:

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Tune in tomorrow, when we explore "People who thought they were in the pilot square, and were crushed to find out the caller wasn't even looking at them".

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If you order today, we'll send you five free Ginsu knives AND a nifty bolo tie!

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Alex, I'll take "Major Hits on labels OTHER than Royal Records" for $200

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Mr. Chairman, I hereby second the motion of the gentleman from North Carolina:  Square Dancing should be the official ...

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Oh Biff!  Oh Sally!  Oh Biff!  Oh Sally!  Oh Biff, I SAW you looking at that girl in another square ...

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Today's top news story:  astronomers discover square dancing in other galaxies.

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The tension mounts.  If this square makes it thru triple Crossfire from Left-Handed Inverted Waves, they win the Wide World of Sports Championship.  But if they don't ...

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Just Sit Right Back and You'll Hear A Tale
a Tale of a Fateful Trip,
Beginners learn "The Centers Trade",
at Advanced they call it "Slip"
(at Advanced they call it "Slip")

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   Nasser  "channel surfer"  Shukayr