Yes, I know this is the first time YOU have heard about this. That's because YOU were left out of the planning process.
I just didn't think it was right for them to leave YOU out of their plans, so that's why I'm going behind their backs and sending this message to YOU. After all, they went behind YOUR back and arranged for this get-together without YOU.
Okay, here's the deal, I'll fill YOU in, because I'm YOUR buddy: Since we all square dance, doesn't it make sense for this private get-together to actually occur ON the dance floor? Somehow, I thought YOU would agree.
Okay, this here secret get-together is gonna be in the 5th hall at 8 p.m., in the 10th square back from the stage and 12 squares over from the side wall.
Or, maybe it's the 12th hall at 10pm, 8 squares back and 5 squares over. Of course, it could be the 8th hall at 5pm. I can't seem to get anyone to give me the straight story.
Nasser "Okay, I admit it: I wasn't invited
EITHER" Shukayr