CALL-BOT is a ROBOT which has been programmed to perform the duties of a top-notch caller! Various individual components are carefully crafted to work together. Buy a CALL-BOT today and you'll receive years of dancing satisfaction!
The PATTER module calls your favorite sequences, always finds your corner, offers endless variety and never breaks down your square. Last year's enhancement was the Dance-While-Calling feature, which lets you dance any level with only seven dancers and one CALL-BOT. New for 1996 is the Tip-Limiter feature. The Tip-Limiter ensures that CALL-BOT never calls a tip lasting too long. The Tip-Limiter is very EASY to operate. If CALL-BOT starts calling too much patter, activate the Tip-Limiter with a sharp slap upside CALL-BOT's head.
The SINGING module beautifully sings YOUR favorite songs. In our continuous quest for improvement, this year's CALL-BOT is made of a new material and no longer sounds "tinny". It now sounds "titanium-y".
The TEACHING module patiently teaches by definition from all formations and arrangements, yet gets your new dancers up to club level in record time. For a small extra fee, the PATTER module can be enhanced to actually call all the variations taught by the TEACHING module.
CALL-BOT can be the best worker your club ever had, because of the WORKER module. CALL-BOT shows up early for every dance, sets the air conditioning to the proper dance temperature, makes perfect coffee, never needs help carrying sound equipment into or out of the hall, stays late to sweep the floor, and makes sure the lights are turned off before leaving the hall. For a small extra fee, the WORKER module can be upgraded to the LEADER module. With the LEADER module, CALL-BOT doesn't do ANY of the WORKER tasks, but instead persuades someone ELSE to do 'em.
No caller would be complete with a winning personality. CALL-BOT's PERSONALITY module is always in a great mood, sees things from YOUR point of view, tells the latest jokes, reads your mind, and is a great listener if you happen to enjoy griping. Speaking of griping, the PERSONALITY module has recently been upgraded to fit the REAL world, and CALL-BOT will now tirelessly gripe about its calling assignments at a convention.
The RECRUITING module is your key to a never-ending supply of new dancers! This module has recently been improved. Last year's CALL-BOT recruited new dancers by stealing them from other clubs. This year's CALL-BOT actually goes out and finds non-dancers and brings 'em in.
The CALL-BOT development program is a continuous process. Many future enhancements are in the planning stages. The POSTCARD DISPENSER module will make it very easy to send a card or letter to The Nashville Network and help get a weekly show on network TV. (BTW, that address is still TNN, Attn: Ann Boatman, 2806 Opryland Drive, Nashville TN 37214). With the soon-to-be-released POLITICS module, you will no longer have to attend association meetings and argue with all those unreasonable people. You can stand back and watch while CALL-BOT argues for you!
Yes, CALL-BOT is the future of square dance calling. Order yours TODAY, while supplies last!
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