INCOME
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1 Fees received for calling dances/classes/workshops:
1a For calling material dancers can easily
do ........... 1,835
1b For calling material which breaks down
squares ....... 11,170
2 Fees received for calling major festivals and weekends
... 0
3 Net profit from sales of records .........................
3
4 Add lines 1 thru 3. This is your TOTAL INCOME
........... 13,008
(enter here and on line 42 and on line 58c and
on any other
line you think it might oughtta go)
DEDUCTIONS
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5 Boots made out of Lizard Lips ............................
179
6 Belt made out of Lizard Lips .............................
43
7 Charitable donation to the Lipless Lizards Fund ..........
15
8 CALLERLAB dues and insurance .............................
111
9 Depreciation of sound equipment (attach form 4797)
....... 727
10 BMI/ASCAP license (attach explanation if over $48) .......
0
11 Lawyer fees because you weren't licensed and got caught
.. 540
12 Callers note services ....................................
83
13 Meals consumed while engaged in calling activities:
13a Meals at sit-down fancy restaurants
................. 9
13b Meals at fast drive-thrus ...........................
1,663
14 Records ..................................................
64
15 Travel expense at 24 cents per mile ......................
8,671
16 Postage to send letters and postcards to TNN .............
46
17 Other expenses (attach schedule and sworn affadavit and
declaration that you even know what an
affadavit is) .... 851
18 Add lines 5 thru 17. This is your TOTAL EXPENSE
......... 13,002
TAXABLE INCOME
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19 Subtract line 18 from line 4. This is your NET PROFIT
... 6
20 Send us ALL of your net profit, and we mean right NOW
.... 6
DECLARATION
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Under penalty of death, I hereby affirm and ascertain and waiver
and promise that I did NOT lie on this form. I hired someone to lie
for me.
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Signature of caller
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Signature of witness (if caller signs with an "X")
Nasser "sure glad THAT's over with" Shukayr