Session Log File

copyright (c) 1998 by Nasser Shukayr

User ID:
--> SQUARE-DANCE

Password:
--> CALLER

Command:
--> START DANCING

Error: There are no dancers.
--> GET DANCERS

Error: There are still no dancers.
--> HELP

Recommendation: Recruit brand-new dancers.
--> RECRUIT DANCERS

They're busy.
--> RECRUIT DANCERS

They tried it in school and didn't like it.
--> RECRUIT DANCERS

They don't want to wear those funny clothes
--> RECRUIT DANCERS

A friend told them it was too hard to learn.
--> RECRUIT DANCERS

Congratulations!  Because of your persistence, you now have an entire square of brand-new dancers!
--> START DANCING

Error: They don't know how to dance yet.
--> TEACH DANCERS

Okay.
--> START DANCING

Error: They still don't know how to dance yet.
--> TEACH DANCERS

How long will you teach the dancers?  Possible answers are: Days, Weeks, or Months.
--> MONTHS

Congratulations!  You have now taught the dancers for months!
--> START DANCING

Error: There are not enough dancers for a square dance.
--> EXPLAIN

The lessons lasted so long that some of them dropped out, never to be seen again.
--> HELP

Recommendation: Ask the remaining dancers to recruit their friends as new dancers.
--> RECRUIT DANCERS

Yes!  Although the first dancers you recruit may be hard to find, recruiting gets easier and easier with practice!
--> RECRUIT DANCERS

Congratulations!  You now have an entire square of brand-new dancers, along with half a square of experienced dancers.
--> START DANCING

Error: The brand-new dancers don't know how to dance yet.
--> TEACH BRAND-NEW DANCERS FOR MONTHS

Aha!  You're finally catching on!  Congratulations!  You have now taught the brand-new dancers for months!
--> START DANCING

Error: there are not enough dancers for a square.
--> EXPLAIN

Some of the brand-new dancers dropped out of lessons before finishing, and some of the experienced dancers moved up to higher levels.
--> HELP

Recommendation: The only way to win the game is to stay with it, until you finally end up with an entire square of dancers.
--> FIND SHORTCUT

There are no shortcuts.
--> CHEAT

Cheating is not allowed.
--> STEAL DANCERS FROM ANOTHER CALLER

Sneaky, aren't we?  Stealing dancers is not a good idea.  It takes the same amount of effort to bring in a non-dancer as it does to steal a dancer.
--> STEAL DANCERS ANYWAY

Not only is it the same effort, it's also the same WORDS:  Will You Square Dance With Us?  The activity is much better served when we recruit non-dancers, instead of cross-recruiting from among ourselves.
--> RECRUIT DANCERS

That's the spirit!  Now you're gaining on it!
--> TEACH THEM FOR HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES

Yes!  And the better you teach them, the better they'll dance, and the more fun they'll end up having!
--> ENTERTAIN DANCERS

Yes!  As callers, our main purpose is to entertain the dancers!  And if we happen to teach them a few calls while entertaining them, then that's okay too!
--> START DANCING

Yes!  Let's dance!  And let's never stop!

  Nasser "felt like writing a positive story" Shukayr