Your first three weeks are FREE! After that, you'll probably want to become a MEMBER. It's EASY. Just attend a few more weekly dance lessons. After only THIRTY SEVEN more weeks, you will be a member. (Please realize, of course, that you'll be a very LOW-LEVEL member).
Such a DEAL! In just forty short weeks, you'll finally become a second-class dancer who is almost (but not quite) good enough to dance with the club.
Don't be fooled by cheap imitations. For example, the "Basic Dance Of The Week" club offers full membership after only TWENTY weeks. But hardly anyone will dance with you once you finish lessons. And you won't get the satisfaction of doing things the way we have ALWAYS done them.
Wait a minute!! The way WE have ALWAYS done things matters only to US (the SUPPLIER) and makes absolutely NO difference to YOU (the new CUSTOMER). But that's beside the point. The point is, we are NOT gonna CHANGE. You can either do things the way we have ALWAYS done them, or you can just STAY HOME.
Nasser "they're voting to stay home" Shukayr