Application for Employment as a Caller

copyright (c) 1999 by Nasser Shukayr

Your name:  _________________________
Two witnesses:
(if above is by mark)  ____________________

Where is your office?
   __  trunk of car
   __  back seat of car
   __  front seat of car

Highest level you can call?
   __  C2
   __  C3
   __  C4

Highest level you can dance?
   __  Basic
   __  Mainstream

How many squares were at your last dance?
   __  2
   __  4
   __  6
   __  I have not yet called my LAST dance  (this was a trick question)

How many squares broke down last month because of your calling?
   __  30
   __  20
   __  10
(If less than 10, attach explanation)

On a scale of 1 (worst) to 10 (best), how would you rate yourself as a caller?
   __  10
   __  11

For programming purposes at conventions, please complete this sentence.  I am a:
   __  world-famous national caller
   __  world-famous regional caller
   __  world-famous local caller
   __  world-famous questionnaire filler-outter

What is your greatest strength as a caller?
   __  tough choreography
   __  difficult choreography
   __  challenging choreography
   __  impossible choreography

Considering every possible entertainment technique known to mankind, please check all methods you have ever used:
   __  difficult choreography

Complete the sentence:  Today's dancers do not dance very well, except for:
   __  the dancers I taught
   __  my dancers

How many states have you ever called in?
   __  20
   __  30
   __  40
   __  50

How many states have invited you BACK, to call there AGAIN?
   __  0
   __  1
   __  2

Why would someone attend your dance?
   __  They like good choreo
   __  They enjoy my singing
   __  They're drawn to my magnetic personality
   __  They value their privacy

Nasser "incomplete applications will not be processed" Shukayr